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TEACHER FORCED TO RESIGN AFTER REVEALING SHE READS FOR PLEASURE

By |2022-04-11T15:44:30-06:00April 11th, 2022|

CAMBRIDGE, MA—In yet another education scandal, French teacher Désireux Lecteur has been placed on administrative leave from her position after publicly disagreeing with the removal of the school library and other absurd habits, according to a statement released Monday. Lecteur’s school, McKinley-Taft High School in Cambridge, removed the remaining [...]

Leading Sociologist: Public Shaming is the Best Way to Change Minds

By |2020-03-10T14:29:48-06:00March 10th, 2020|

March 10, 2019 SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA ─ An astounding 89.3% of professionals change their minds as the direct result of public shaming and derogatory remarks by colleagues, a report in Innovation Diffusion Quarterly confirmed Monday. “Our research supports what many have long suspected,” an innovator told reporters. “Accusing, blaming [...]

District Replaces Teacher with iPad

By |2020-03-24T21:35:27-06:00February 25th, 2020|

HAPLESS, VA—The local school district has replaced Michelle Rangel with an iPad after it was discovered that the device had done more to instruct students this school year than the Spanish teacher. The iPad had complained to school district officials after the human teacher had gone several weeks without [...]

Spanish Teacher Accused of Appropriating Math Teacher Culture

By |2020-11-08T14:16:37-07:00February 24th, 2020|

February 24, 2020 SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH—Spanish teacher Teo Retica Mente has been accused of using non-communicative teaching methods, a serious allegation. But even more serious is the allegation that in so doing, he has appropriated math teacher culture. Mente habitually teaches using formulas and long explanations in English [...]

LAWSUIT ON BEHALF OF LANGUAGE STUDENTS MOVES AHEAD

By |2019-04-07T20:06:31-06:00April 7th, 2019|

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Federal authorities confirmed yesterday that a nationwide class action lawsuit has been filed to sue school districts across the USA for financial compensation to generations of dissatisfied world language students. If the case is successful, thousands of teachers, administrators and school district officials will be held liable for [...]

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