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STUDY: WORLD LANGUAGE TEACHERS DEEPLY DIVIDED ON HOW BEST TO MISINTERPRET KRASHEN’S HYPOTHESES

By |2018-06-29T11:58:43-06:00June 29th, 2018|

June 29, 2018 PHILADELPHIA, PA—A new study on classroom practices by world language teachers confirms what many have suspected: the nation’s teachers are more divided than ever on how Dr. Stephen Krashen’s revolutionary hypotheses about language acquisition should be misinterpreted, misunderstood and misapplied to support their own instructional preferences. [...]

TRANSFERRED NUTTSVILLE HIGH P.E. TEACHER FIRED

By |2018-04-25T21:38:33-06:00April 25th, 2018|

(This is a follow up to an earlier story. See the original story here: http://www.brycehedstrom.com/…/parent-group-vows-to-continu…)   Nuttsville, VA—Nuttsville High School teacher Brigitte Jansen has been fired. Jansen had been placed in a temporary position as Physical Education teacher after a parent group complained about her conduct in French classes. Jansen [...]

90/10 IS EASY! DECLARES INDIGNANT LOCAL SPANISH TEACHER

By |2018-04-06T22:57:25-06:00April 6th, 2018|

GARY, INDIANA─Local teacher Nick T. Bewusst, when questioned by colleagues if he was aware of national guidelines concerning 90/10 language use, quickly and emphatically stated that not only has he done it for years in his Spanish classes, but that it came easily and naturally. “I’ve taught using 90/10 [...]

HOMELESS NOVELS PANHANDLE TO SURVIVE

By |2018-03-23T17:49:13-06:00March 24th, 2018|

CHARLESTON, WV—Multiple witnesses claim they’ve spotted groups of homeless language learner novels, shivering, hungry and homeless, by a local freeway off-ramp begging for food and money. Several witnesses claim that some of the novels were holding up cardboard signs offering to give compelling input for food. “The poor things [...]

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